January 2011
19 posts
I allegedly cockblocked someone twice my size tonight. I think if he were truly upset, I wouldn’t be tweeting right now.
I should really start looking for a new job tonight because my current one sucks, but instead I’ll do fantasy baseball projections/rankings.
Fantasy Baseball Morning Cup-O-Links: Now I Can Focus on Baseball http://sbn.to/dZQtmR
Rex Ryan looks sadder than anyone ever
Why is Timothy Olyphant always so angry?
Fantasy Baseball Morning Cup-O-Links: Rankings and Young Players http://sbn.to/elB3dP
RT @waxinthaksin: http://bit.ly/dXRw7z || http://bit.ly/a1BCkD
Fantasy Baseball Morning Cup-O-Links: Waiting for Spring Training http://sbn.to/hY6ImE
Super Marshawn TD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueR1TFFEt3g
I foresee more “lucky Jets” talk
Trying to pinpoint the moment I transformed into a thoughtless sex-crazed asshole.
RT @dfh1979: I have a respect for coors simply because they spell light correctly
Fantasy Baseball Morning Cup-O-Links: Hall of Fame Day http://sbn.to/h8T8qi
RT @QVT: why couldn’t the holocaust have happened to people who bring strollers to farmers markets
Fantasy Baseball Morning Cup-O-Links: Everyone Loves Craig Kimbrel http://sbn.to/hLJXPx
RT @shoegays: Goddamn You! Black President #teapartybands
Need to force myself to write something, but my head won’t function with its sinuses stuffed up.
Jason Bay and Michael Young have the same bad contract the next 3 years, but Bay’s additional year vesting option puts that one over the top
Another uninnocent elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults
December 2010
84 posts
RT @WARGraphs: 1980’s New York 1B: http://goo.gl/MoXCw
RT @QVT: Dear Christians: the world is 13.7 billion years old. Please stop voting against civil rights. Thanks.
I really should sleep.
It’d be awesome if Ken Griffey Jr. admitted to doing steroids.
Had to do this after seeing @baseballtwit’s work on Beyond the Box Score with WAR. Damn overrated 90s Braves pitchers. http://goo.gl/0DPbb
My friend better hurry up, I need my happy hour drink specials.
I was eating on Skype tonight while watching the other person eat. I was e-eating?
RT @TheSportsHernia: Actual quote just overheard at party: “You determine how much you like a girl by if you like licking her ass?” #Its …
I stand corrected! RT @Grecco @CajoleJuice Carlos Arroyo used to be pretty big. Circa the infamous PR beats USA game.
Fantasy Baseball Morning Cup-O-Links: Run On Relievers Continues http://sbn.to/g6IBx3
Cliff Lee is New York Public Enemy #1 →
What am I supposed to write here? I just want to type a string of expletives. I want to post stupid GIFs to display my range of emotions. I just spent the entire evening following Twitter like a…
My family has never sent out one of those Christmas cards with a picture of everyone smiling and pretending to be happy. I’m proud of that.
How was this guy a 4th round pick in the NHL Draft? RT @Flannel_Boy
Sick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7uCLxJW1bQ
RT @miklasz: Dairy Queens of the Stone Age #fatindiebands
Technically, I am not playing poker at the moment since I practically knocked myself out. Watching the Knicks now. *jumps on bandwagon*
I am going to murder @MattZakrowski in the digital realm. Or just assign him Oliver Perez in the @RotoHardball mock draft.
“Reyes is gonna have an awesome 1st half, then the Mets are gonna give him $100 mil and he’ll break down.” I thought I was an angry Mets fan
Playing poker: I love when I get tunnel vision and keep attempting to bluff like it’s finally going to work on the river.
Fantasy Baseball Morning Cup-O-Links: http://sbn.to/gpk477
RT @zvsanders: I’ve shared a few of my projections for next year, and this is your chance to call me crazy http://sbn.to/dYITcm
RT @eznark: @CygnusXS heroes was ass from day 1
RT @QVT: @criticker that’s gnarly. Now I can better mock the people who don’t like commando. Who doesn’t like commado!
Just got the Kindle I bought for my mom in the mail. Opened the box so I could set it up for her. Now I want one. Goddamn it.
A. Gonzalez has a wOBA over .500 each of the past 3 seasons hitting to the opposite field. He is going to abuse that wall so badly.
I tried to text a DM and i cant help thinking all of you saw it.
This is what happens when you impose phone poverty on yourself
Fantasy Baseball Morning Cup-O-Links: Carl Crawford Gets Paid http://sbn.to/gCSCo3
RT @Adam_Jacobi: I liked Carl Crawford’s contract better the first time, when it was called Alfonso Soriano’s contract. #albatross
Maybe JC Bradbury was right about Albert Pujols getting 8/350. Jesus.
RT @pourmecoffee: Everest is full of corpses (kind of gruesome). http://bit.ly/hxJdlP
Watched the first episode of Psych after 1+ year prodding from @QVT. Yeah, I’m going to eat this up.