December 2009
42 posts
A Personal Note to the 00s →
Should I put an apostrophe in 00’s? And did we decide what we’re going to call them? “The Aughts” blows. “The Zeros” really works better, since this is basically a lost decade. Not for me, but for…
Dec 31st
#10yearsago I was in middle school and loved my Sega Dreamcast.
Dec 31st
The 00’s – Movies →
I’ve been thinking about making Best of Decade posts for a month or so now, debating how to go about it — whether to just make lists or rambling contemplations, and how to spread them out…
Dec 31st
The Mets Have Obviously Given Up On Jose Reyes →
Jerry Manuel David Wright Johan Santana Mike Pelfrey John Maine Francisco Rodriguez Daniel Murphy Carlos Beltran Jeff Francoeur Reyes on the trading block,…
Dec 30th
“Taken” is father porn. Wait, that didn’t come out right.
Dec 30th
RT @waxinthaksin: @CajoleJuice RT @dictionarycom Word of the Day - cajole: to coax.
Dec 29th
Keith Hernandez > Don Mattingly →
This post brought to you by Jon Heyman’s Hall of Fame Ballot, provided by Twitter. just mailed Hall of Fame ballot, beating deadline yet again. voted for alomar, dawson, larkin, parker,…
Dec 29th
My Most Anticipated Movie of 2010 →
The poster may be just cut from The Dark Knight Template, but it’s still boner-inducing — probably due to that very fact. Every sign points to Inception being fuck-awesome. Christopher…
Dec 29th
RT @rsaggiadi: 2/6 =.333. Could win batting titles RT @SI_JonHeyman: just mailed Hall of Fame. voted for alomar, dawson, larkin, parker, …
Dec 28th
Sucks when you can’t get the only thing you’d actually want for Christmas.
Dec 26th
Merry Christmas →
I hope everyone has at least a mediocre Christmas. It’s all about low expectations. I will be asking my 11-year-old(?) cousin if he has seen Die Hard yet. If he hasn’t, it will be…
Dec 25th
I just can’t do #ff, I always feel like I’ll leave someone out.
Dec 25th
RT @peterrojas: You know you’re finally an adult when you’re more excited about giving gifts than receiving them.
Dec 25th
Just tried trimming my beard with scissors since my electric trimmer broke. That did not go well.
Dec 24th
Steam > Santa Claus
Dec 23rd
This Woman Was Almost Our Vice President →
From Sarah Palin’s REAL TWITTER FEED: Copenhgen=arrogance of man2think we can change nature’s ways.MUST b good stewards of God’s earth,but arrogant&naive2say man overpwers nature …
Dec 20th
Why did I go to B&M stores instead of shopping on Amazon? To get out of the house? Fuck leaving the house.
Dec 18th
I wish I were a Mariners fan this offseason.
Dec 18th
Because Everyone Loves Simpsons GIFs →
Perhaps I should send these into Eye On Springfield. I made sure they looped perfectly and everything. I can’t believe these GIFs are from Simpsons episodes that are 16 years…
Dec 17th
How About Those Mets? →
So I haven’t made a baseball post in a while. I haven’t made a Mets post in an even longer while. I think it’s about time I bitch and moan about this offseason and just how little hope I have for…
Dec 17th
God, my hype for Inception is reaching critical mass way too early.
Dec 15th
I just watched The Royal Tenebaums in order to troll Wes Anderson more effectively.
Dec 15th
So yeah, that Dexter finale. Holy fuck.
Dec 14th
Why did it take dozens of Best of Decade lists for me to finally watch 25th Hour? That was phenomenal.
Dec 14th
Why Can’t This Show Be For American TV? →
This is apparently the opening scene for a Channel 4 pilot called The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Why it’s for British television, I have no clue — I only…
Dec 14th
I Got Called A Dick On Twitter →
Yes, I did. Battery…dying. Guy in the back likes some show called Peepshow. He sounds like a dick. #livetweetingAVclub I was the “guy in the back.” Awesome. And yes, this was a week ago…
Dec 14th
I typed “NHL champions” into Google and it asked if I meant “NFL champions.” Poor hockey.
Dec 14th
RT @jameskann: Mets to spend decent $$ on Cora, Molina, Francoeur this offseason; fans will blame Wright/Beltran/Reyes when team stinks
Dec 11th
What the fuck is a “grown and sexy” theme?
Dec 11th
Maybe I’m a bit late here…but when I just googled “Jason Bay”, the top of the search results was an updating Twitter stream. Woah.
Dec 10th
RT @ZODIAC_MF: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT
Dec 10th
Simply having a terrible Christmas time. Simply having a terrible Christmas time. Simply having a terrible Christmas time.
Dec 9th
Guy in the back = me http://twitter.com/joegarden/status/6451341813
Dec 9th
Finding myself fantasizing about winning the lottery. Kinda depressing. Damn random news story.
Dec 7th
I don’t even play the lottery.
Dec 7th
I am actually in the top 10 for 1 vs. 100 during this commercial break. That’ll never happen again. *misses next question*
Dec 7th
Age of Empires 1/2 needs to be available for digital download SOMEWHERE, goddamn it.
Dec 7th
These truth capsules in Assassin’s Creed 2 get progressively more insane and hilarious, holy shit.
Dec 6th
Yep. RT @sabler: The best holiday movie of all time? Die Hard: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/parenting/detail?entry_id=52634
Dec 3rd
RT @ebertchicago: It makes everyone beautiful when they look at you with love in their eyes.
Dec 3rd
“Omar’s strategy this offseason is to sign the most useless aging players he can get his hands on.”
Dec 1st
Gotta love how Jeff Francoeur is already one of the few players on Fangraphs with 30 fan projection ballots.
Dec 1st